Parenting tip 101: Don’t use coke for cooking.
Yesterday I slo-cooked ham in coke. The fizzy brown stuff. I’d heard it was good. Made a nice honey glaze👌🏼
I will not be doing that again.
The smallest feral one fell victim first, then they went like dominoes.
Even I felt a bit radged.
It started with a joke......
“Daddy look at me”
Daddy looks at her
“What you looking at old man”
Well shit me I’ve never seen laughter like it. It was fucking amazing 😅😂 They ran round the garden like crazy cats for an hour. Feral was a cheetah. Standard. She stalked & attacked.
Then came the crash. Oh dear god, the brain piercing whines 😩managed to fix it with porridge and bananas.
The magical bedtime cure all meal 😂
Moral of the story is.....
There’s a reason I never buy that shit 🤦🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Luckily I had to go in the garage and lift some weights 🤪 #lockdownloonies #batshitcrazy ##covid19 #cocacola #kids #hamgate #sundayroast #igdaily #family #madness #selfinflicted #therellbenoquarantinebabyhere